(11:01:00 PM) Sis: Education 209: The sociopolitical context of multicultural education
(11:01:08 PM) Sis: translation: don't be a racist teacher, it's bad

"Most doctors don't go around licking their patients..."
"Well, maybe they should!"

~Me and Geoff

Current Mood: amused

"No selling our marriage to Satan, okay?"  ~Geoff

"What are you, you giant kooshball of green cool-ness?"  ~Geoff

"They always say, 'I can't date you, you remind me too much of my: grandfather, Santa Claus, Jesus...' "  ~Sam's Boy

"Well, obviously what we need is a prosthetic human full of poison.  With really tight pants."  ~Geoff

Current Mood: amused

"But he'd never go out with me, since I'm wild and Catholic, and not his type."  ~Ariel

Current Mood: amused

"Don't live on a remote island with no trading partners.  You wind up eating your neighbors."  ~Lynnea

"I'm the Preposterous Pastry Person!  I can't even take myself seriously!"  ~Lynnea

"Okay, so you're totally afraid of uncommon ducks."  ~Geoff

Current Mood: amused

"Why couldn't you have been one of those liberated women of the 70's who got their babies from the sperm bank and raised them by themselves?"
"In retrospect, that seems like a very good idea."  ~Me and Mom

"Was it a wer-rabbit?"  ~Sam

"And they were going really fast, and basically de-legged the moose." ~Lynnea

Current Mood: amused

"C'est un mot... utilise-able..."  ~Patti

Current Mood: amused

"We're weird, aren't we.
Not any weirder than... other weird people..."  ~Me and Geoff

Current Mood: amused

"I'm going to be a spinster.  But that's okay, it will give me lots of time to think of creative cat names."  ~Ariel

"And he said, 'We're going for a walk.'  So I went with him, because he was tall, and a man."  ~Ariel

Current Mood: amused

"Well, that settles it.  Your TV is possessed."  ~Mia

"And what's in Ireland?!  Kamikaze death sheep!"  ~Mia

Current Mood: amused

"Is that Albright?"
"No... that's a Muslim mosque in Malaysia..."
"Oh."  ~Mom and Sis

"Dang it!  I left my bra in Emilee's car!"  ~Sis 

"So, if you're a space creature who lives in the atmosphere of Jupiter, and you're throwing a party, you'll need Ice VII to put in your metallic hydrogen cocktails."  ~Dr. Keane


"I don't like being the man in a relationship.  I'm female, I should be the girl, dammit!"  ~Ariel 

"What about penguins breathing fire?"  ~Geoff 

"I dont know how well a taser would work on a moose. "  ~Geoff

"Are you making fun of my pigeon trebuchet?"  ~Me

"Boys tend to think along the lines of:  Boobies.  Boobies boobies boobies."  ~Geoff 

"It's like you're an immune system and I'm an invading organism."  ~Geoff