Quotes From my Friends and Family

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:04:25 GMT

(11:01:00 PM) Sis: Education 209: The sociopolitical context of multicultural education
(11:01:08 PM) Sis: translation: don't be a racist teacher, it's bad

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:10:21 GMT

"Most doctors don't go around licking their patients..."
"Well, maybe they should!"

~Me and Geoff

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Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:34:11 GMT

"No selling our marriage to Satan, okay?" ~Geoff

From the lips of my husband...

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:30:25 GMT

"What are you, you giant kooshball of green cool-ness?" ~Geoff

Summer Update!

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:50:02 GMT

"They always say, 'I can't date you, you remind me too much of my: grandfather, Santa Claus, Jesus...' " ~Sam's Boy

"Well, obviously what we need is a prosthetic human full of poison. With really tight pants." ~Geoff

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:22:28 GMT

"But he'd never go out with me, since I'm wild and Catholic, and not his type." ~Ariel

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:07:00 GMT

"Don't live on a remote island with no trading partners. You wind up eating your neighbors." ~Lynnea

"I'm the Preposterous Pastry Person! I can't even take myself seriously!" ~Lynnea

"Okay, so you're totally afraid of uncommon ducks." ~Geoff

I ask you, why?

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:45:46 GMT

"Why couldn't you have been one of those liberated women of the 70's who got their babies from the sperm bank and raised them by themselves?"
"In retrospect, that seems like a very good idea." ~Me and Mom

Yay dinner!

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:33:24 GMT

"Was it a wer-rabbit?" ~Sam

"And they were going really fast, and basically de-legged the moose." ~Lynnea

Ah, conversation hour...

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:06:56 GMT

"C'est un mot... utilise-able..." ~Patti

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:21:57 GMT

"We're weird, aren't we.
Not any weirder than... other weird people..." ~Me and Geoff

Hehe. Former Roomie Love...

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:08:36 GMT

"I'm going to be a spinster. But that's okay, it will give me lots of time to think of creative cat names." ~Ariel

"And he said, 'We're going for a walk.' So I went with him, because he was tall, and a man." ~Ariel

From my littles!

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:04:31 GMT

"Well, that settles it. Your TV is possessed." ~Mia

"And what's in Ireland?! Kamikaze death sheep!" ~Mia

Oh Mommy...

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:39:34 GMT

"Is that Albright?"
"No... that's a Muslim mosque in Malaysia..."
"Oh." ~Mom and Sis

Oh Sis...

Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:26:00 GMT

"Dang it! I left my bra in Emilee's car!" ~Sis

End of Semester Silliness

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 14:56:03 GMT

"So, if you're a space creature who lives in the atmosphere of Jupiter, and you're throwing a party, you'll need Ice VII to put in your metallic hydrogen cocktails." ~Dr. Keane

"I don't like being the man in a relationship. I'm female, I should be the girl, dammit!" ~Ariel

I <3 My Boy

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:06:30 GMT

"What about penguins breathing fire?" ~Geoff

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:01:19 GMT

"I dont know how well a taser would work on a moose. " ~Geoff

hehehe...

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:18:45 GMT

"Are you making fun of my pigeon trebuchet?" ~Me

"Boys tend to think along the lines of: Boobies. Boobies boobies boobies." ~Geoff

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:13:27 GMT

"It's like you're an immune system and I'm an invading organism." ~Geoff

Another fantastic quote courtesy of Geoff...

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:58:11 GMT

"Does this have anything to do with my discussing mind control and the apocalypse in association with our wedding?" ~Geoff

I think it's time for a second entry...

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 22:34:48 GMT

"Would you like to lick a penguin?" ~Me

"-Can understanding be a product of understanding?
-Only if understanding is defined to be zero.
-Right." ~Me and Geoff

Entry # 1

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 19:50:51 GMT

"Right, I got to see the naked lobsters." ~Geoff

“As long as we’re connected, I don’t go running off into tables and things” ~Geoff

“My aircraft carrier is not a wave generator!” ~Geoff

“Yes, I know I’m cheesy. Delightfully cheesy. Cheese-ilicious” ~Geoff

"No...Strawberries are a manly fruit!" ~Geoff

"But if you claimed a piece of Antarctica and named it, say, Geoff-zakhastan..." ~Geoff

“What, I’m curious! I’ve never lit anyone on fire before, I don’t know what they smell like!” ~Geoff

*points at Heather* “She has a penis thing!” ~Lauren

-You make him play cat's cradle, you slap him with a bandana... you must really be in love... ~Ariel

"What? You don't want me building a robotic attack stapler?"
*blank stare*
~Geoff and Me

-Would you like me to hold your baby while you stuff the other one? ~Heather

-Don't die. Or pull down your own skirt. ~Heather

-I'm a retarded cat! Muh...row! ~My Fabulous Roomate

-"Things can't possibly get worse!"
-Now see, you never say that, because then there are midgets in the cabinets!" ~Ian and Me

"I'm a bi-corn!" ~Ashley B.

-"It's cool cause it's a song about stomping groundhogs."
-Weasels.
-"Whatever. Small rodentia."
~Heather and Me

-Your brain doesn't work right!

-Geoff, I love you, but if you ever wire our toaster to do anything but toast bread...
-What if I hooked it up to the internet so you could toast bread remotely?
-*disbelieving stare*

"Don't question the magical worm! ...Did I really just say that?" ~Me

-And of course, we only get duke and duchess while they get to be emperor and empress...
-Hey, I said I'd make you head of the military and him whatever he wanted!
-And on that note... I'm going upstairs...

-I have stuffed penguins I can beat you with...

"You see, this would work so much better if we had our own country... because then we can tax our citizens to support the official court DJ..." ~Geoff

"I don't even know what my favorite color is... I think it's some kind of bluish-green black red kind of thing." ~Geoff

-Geoff, we are not having a flying house.
-But...but...
-Floating house: yes. Flying house: no.
-But...but...

-So you want directions to my house? Well, we live in the purple battleship at the end of the road... you really can't miss it, I promise.

-Is it a horse? No... Is it a donkey? No... Does it vibrate back and forth between the two? Horse-donkey-horse-donkey- horse-donkey!

-"Why do you love me Danielle?"
-"It's the way we giggle together... even though I have my evil giggle and you have your non-descript gigglish sort of thing..." ~Geoff and Me

"I suppose if I did it after dark I would scare the neighbors..." ~Mom

"It's a long stick with a sideways saw on it... for thrashing at brush and tall grass and nasty weeds..." ~Mom

"You can learn French intravenously!" ~Sis

"What the heck? Why do I have to go from the northest-eastest state to the southest-westest?" ~Heather

“Are you kidding me?! Dr. Who is better than sex any day!” ~Me

"Please pause your movie... I have to tell you the kinky sex story." ~Ariel

"My underwear is all over campus! And I go to an all girls school! And I'm straight! How did this happen?" ~Ariel

"I'm Captain Nun-Skunk!" ~Ashley

"That's right, suffocate yourself. But not with the pillow w/o a pillowcase. I don't want to have to wash it." ~Ariel

"Well, then how about we de-gookify my snoot?" ~Geoff

"Don't worry, we'd make sure it had air holes..." ~Geoff

"No...Strawberries are a manly fruit! And so are grapefruits." ~Geoff

"Hey, they're my kids too... Don't I get a say in whether or not they get hooked up to a brain-computer interface?" ~Geoff

"Ah, the case of the mysterious teleporting oxen!" ~Geoff

"Sweet! I have a celestial hammer!" ~Geoff

"You're thinking: It didn't, it didn't, it didn't... and then the tank meowed." ~Me

"You should really stay out of my personal space when I have my period...cause I'm liable to eat you alive since I probably need iron." ~Ashley B

"I am not a gas bubble and I am not a squeaky toy. I am a tube of toothpaste!" ~Geoff

"Oral sex + Espresso + Child Labor = Globalization" ~Ariel

"So I guess I'll have to lure him in with my proboscis and then shoot him in the mouth in order to get him to marry me." ~Ashley

"You don't want me to go and vote 100,000 times for Billy Ray?" ~Geoff

"-We're not moving unless some catastrophic damage thingy annihilates our property.
-Catastrophic damage thingy? Like a tornado, or a hurricane, or a fire?
-I was thinking more like a meteor." ~Geoff and Me

“-Hey, it’s a gold fish!
-His name is Gill.
-Oh, like the Final Fantasy unit of currency?
-… Or like the things fish breathe with…?
-*look of dawning comprehension* Oh...” ~Geoff and Me

"I mistook your foot for a short, hooded hobbit walking by." ~Geoff

"Surely I can modify one of my glands to produce antivenom..." ~Geoff

"I'm sure I can rough up an iguana a bit without killing it." ~Geoff

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that emo kids have a lot of pent up rage. And really hard elbows..." ~Geoff S.

"I would love to have a legion of squirrels! They could be my minions and do my bidding. And also my hair and makeup. And maybe make me snacks." ~Ariel

"-I am not a nudist boy!
-Oh really?
-Really. I have a stylish bathrobe." ~Geoff and me